Sunday, April 13, 2008

Haiku and Gesundheit!

Yes, anyone can wax poetic about love, waterfalls and dogs with big eyes. But I'd like to pay romantic homage to the overlooked. So away we go:

Ode to T.P.
How strong and yet soft
Your two-ply glides just like silk
Cushiony goodness

A Plea
My yard is barren
My heart an empty desert
Please return my gnome

Why, Spam? *
You're no good for me
Why can't you leave me in peace?
Forbidden love sucks

* P.S. Spam is a registered trademark of the Hormel company. And yes, I meant Spam, the meat-like product, not spam, the crap that shows up in my inbox.

P.S.S. If any of my three blog readers would like to share their own haikus in the Comments section, I'd love to read them!


Mokihana said...

Love the haiku! Especially the Spam one. I will post some of mine later.

Blueyecicle said...

Oh Jenny Girl you are too much!!!!