Welcome to Visitors' Day at the Institute! I am pleased you chose to visit and will try to keep your tour informative and interesting, with many stops along the way for snacks and humor.
There is no set agenda for our tours: Some days you may encounter an enthusiastic book, restaurant or movie review. Other days, perhaps a rant or two, hopefully offered in a non-whiny method. And since I am a mother of two, I may have to thrill or bore you with stories of my spawn and how amusing/brilliant/wonderful/annoying (usually all at once) they are. I apologize in advance for doing that, but you know how we moms can be.
So enjoy your tour! Feel free to take frequent bathroom breaks but do NOT use my master bathroom. That is sacred.